CaughtKnee

You’re not a music critic. Stop with the constant YouTube videos and constant references to hipster artists. Seriously, no-one cares and it’s clogging up my homepage.

Please stop liking every little thing I do on Facebook, it requires no effort which means you look slack and disinterested plus it’s making me more annoyed with you than I already was.

#F

1 month ago

1 month ago -

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All I want to do is grab a book on Katherine of Aragon and read myself to sleep…

… But nooo, my books are boxed away in the shed because “that library was all your stuff anyway”; EXACTLY, mother - I need those to live!

1 month ago

So tonight I met up with about 70 fellow nylon lovers.

Also, I hugged, posed for a photo and had a conversation about my outfit which involved moving clothing around with a man who just happens to be the most amazingly talented fashion designer of all my imagination.

1 month ago

1 month ago -

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CaughtKnee

You’re not a music critic. Stop with the constant YouTube videos and constant references to hipster artists. Seriously, no-one cares and it’s clogging up my homepage.

My list of people that I want to push into an eternal fire pit is growing…

I think I HAVE A DATE!

Talking to a South African guy on facebook. A South African guy. With an accent.

“You’re so vain…”

Please stop liking every little thing I do on Facebook, it requires no effort which means you look slack and disinterested plus it’s making me more annoyed with you than I already was.

All I want to do is grab a book on Katherine of Aragon and read myself to sleep…

So tonight I met up with about 70 fellow nylon lovers.